Investigation :-
A gentleman visits a lab for a blood test,a beautiful nurse gives him a prick on the finger for blood sample and not finding a cotton takes his finger in her mouth; seeing this he asks her if he can have a urine test done too!!

Neurology :-
Your brain is a masterpiece,divided into two parts, left and right. In the left nothing is right and in the right nothing is left.

Sardar and Sperm ;-
Joke: What is the similarity between a SPERM and a SARDAR.
Ans: ONE IN A MILLION GET MATURED.

Password :
A female computer consultant was helping a smug male set up his computer and asked him what word he would like to use as a password to log in with. Wanting to embarrass the female he told her to enter PENIS. without blinking or saying a word she entered the password. She then almost died laughing at the computer's response: *** PASSWORD REJECTED. NOT LONG ENOUGH****

Doctor's Funeral ;
A cardiac specialist died and at his funeral the coffin was placed in front of a huge mock up of a heart made up of flowers. When the pastor finished with the sermon and eulogy, and after everyone said their good-byes, the heart opened, the coffin rolled inside and the heart closed. Just then one of the mourners burst into laughter. The guy next to him asked: "Why are you laughing?" "I was thinking about my own funeral" the man replied. "What's so funny about that?" "I'm a gynecologist."