Kiss and Slap

A Nepali guy, an Indian guy, a beautiful girl and an old woman are sitting in a train. The train suddenly goes thru a tunnel and it gets completely dark. Suddenly there was a kissing sound and then a slap!
The train comes out of the tunnel.
The old woman, beautiful girl and the Indian guy are sitting there looking perplexed. The Indian guy is bent over holding his face, which is red from an apparent slap.
The old woman is thinking: That Indian guy must have tried to kiss that girl and got slapped.
The Indian guy is thinking: "Damn it, that Nepali guy must have tried to kiss the beautiful girl, she thought it was me and slapped me instead."
The beautiful girl is thinking: "That Indian guy must have moved to kiss me, but kissed the old lady instead and got slapped."
The Nepali guy is thinking: "If this train goes through another tunnel, I could make another kissing sound and slap that Indian guy again."

hahahhaha hasayo la ...

good one

hilarious! thanks for starting my day with a laugh....

GOOOOOD one. Enjoyed it.

Hahahahaha.... great one... enjoyed it. Feels good to laugh.

oh man its awesome i am refreshed after a long day

hahahha Thanks Kale Bro.............keep it up

Balle balle kaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaale, Daro joke sunayo yaar, maile ta raati hereko yaar, daro sapana dekheno bhaiyo. Keep the spirit going dude.



Jai nepal

kale keta(Indian) le jhhapad khayako re katai tyo timi nai ta hoinau.

damn, that nepali guy ought to get a life..... tyo sundar kanya lai kiss garera indian lai jhapad hane pani ali hune ni... hawa lai po kiss khancha.... and kina ho.... tyo kiss ko sound aune gari kiss khanu.... kina gala ma?????.... make out gare bhai halthyo ni.... stick your tounge down her throat....... naramro kisser rahecha bhane ta jhapad khancha.... natra ta tunnel sakiyeko taha nai hunna...... ahahah

The above joke is a real incident. That Indian guy is my friend. The train was heading to laltin Bajar from Delhi. The tunnel that is on Farbijgunj. The brilliant Nepali guy is from Rukum. The beautiful girl was from Delhi and that old lady was Soniya Gandhi. And all that incident was live in front of me. Unfortunately this incident turned upas a good humor. Dman...... :) (Note:- The person with red outfit in the train is that indian guy.)

wicked ....jpt bolne hoina hai...maile japad khayako bhaya yo joke post garthe ra..kasto hola....