everyone knows Chuck norris jokes, well recently Prachanda round house kicked Chuck and killed him so Prachanda took over his POWER.

Prachanda died 20 yrs ago, its just that death hasn't had the guts to tell him.
Prachanda counted infinity, TWICE.
Prachanda's tear can cure cancer, its just that Prachanda never cries.
Prachanda fought Prachanda and Prachanda won.
Prachanda has a gun underneath his mustache
Prachanda can gargle with peanut butter
Prachanda can touch this, so he round house kicked Mc hammer.
Prachanda can kill two stones with one bird.
Prachanda doesnt mow his lawn, he just saters at them and dares them to grow.
Prachanda beat Halo3 game with a guitar hero controll.
Prachanda can dry his clothes underwater.
Prachanda knows victoria's secret.......

and many more. Please add more.

prachanda can kill 20 thousand people but nobody can kill him. ([Disallowed String for - bad word]ING TERRORIST)

prachanda is a d i c and he knows it too.

Prachabda bit a dog and the dog got rabies

Prachande, during his jungle dayz, saved his ass wipin stones thinkin that he would sell it on ebay one day when he gets famous....Dat A-ho got used to it so bad he is thinkin abt buildin a house w/all those stones.....Wasn't Baluwatar stinky enough???

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Prachanda cannot have a heart attack, his heart dares not to attack.
Prachanda can read in brails.
Prachanda doesnt hunt he kills.
Prachanda climbed mount Everest from top to bottom Twice, Naked.
Prachanda can drown a fish.
Prachanda can light a fire under water.
Prachanda starred a male maneating lion and the lion started to eat himself to death because Prachandas roundhouse kick was more painful.
Prachanda doesnt have a house, he moves in where ever he wants to.

ETc ETC please keep em coming, Thanks

अलिकती Original पनी हाल्दिऊ न मेरो तर्फ बाट:

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  Prachanda once killed a bird, throwing it from a cliff.


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  When Prachanda goes to motor vehicles office the tellers take tickets and lineup to serve his documents.


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  Prachanda’s email address is @


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  Prachanda’s iphone runs in 9G network.


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  Chuck Norris wore a black belt while Prachanda wears a leather belt in his Karate class


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  Prachanda can grow his moustache on demand.


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  They take Prachanda’s blood sample to cure influenza every season.


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  Prachanda won Nepal’s PM position, 17 times. He just refused to accept the position each time. 

Whatever you say about Prachande, he doesn't give a shit. He can't, he's constipated.

Prachande once took a giant crap in the countryside. The area is now known as Bihar.

After finishing meal, Prachanda uses dog's d.ic as toothpick.

Few more from my side:

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  Prachanda was declared the fastest running entity in the universe, distant second? Light.


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  Prachanda knows mulitplication table for infinity by memory.


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  iPhone was intially named iHone, ‘P’ was later introduced to honor Prachanda.


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  Prachanda was the one who shot the famous death-shoot when Pele’s brother was goalkeeping.


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  Heaven’s server crashed when they were reviewing Prachanda’s accomplishments.


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  Santa Claus works for Prachanda 364 days a year.

 

 

1. Om stands for Brahma, Vishnu, Maheshor and Prachanda
2. Krishna lifted the mountain on his finger, Prachanda did it with his single hair
3. Hanuman is shit scared of Prachanda, he prefers climbing trees just like regular monkey when he come across Prachanda.
4. Prachanda kidnapped Sita. Ram, Laxman an Hanuman did NOTHING cause they were scared of     Prachanda's roundhouse kick
5. Shiva was drunk,stoned like hell, but nothing happend to Prachanda during the competition.
6. Yamraj came to pick up Prachanda, but instead Yamraj died,
7. Prachanda has a dinosaur head compared to Ganesh's elephant head.
8. Prachanda farted, Hiroshima and Nagasaki exploded.

>Prachanda Can eat from his arse
>There are no disabled people, only people who have met Prachanda.
>Jesus walked on water but Prachanda can swim on land.
>dont mess with Prachanda, just ask the dinosaurs.
>People can write their names by peeing on snow, Prachanda peed his name on concrete.
>Prachanda was to be sent to Japan on WWII but they dropped the atom bomb instead because it was more humane.

Prachande is the reason Osama bin laden is still hiding in a cave.

Prachanda went to buy curtain for his desktop computer. The shopkeeper asked why and prachanda said he has windows on his computer

Prachanda and Baburam were fixing a bomb in a public bus.

baburam : What would you do if the bomb explodes while fixing.

prachanda : Dont worry, I have one more.

Prachanda can cheat everyone, He even cheated death
Prachanda landed in KTM. in 90 saal, there was earthquake
Prachanda terrorized  Lanka, Rawan didnot build stairs to heaven
Prachanda f**ked dog, dog got pregnant
Prachanda does not need plane to fly, He can fly on pig !!

prachanda  can sleep with one eye open.
prachanda swallowed an egg whole and gave birth to a chicken.
prachanda can sh)it and p)ee from his mouth,navel,ears. nose,and eat from his arse hole.
prachanda can walk up hill & down hill at the same time sideways, while taking a dump & masterbaaitin .

Prachanda ordered big mac in burger king and got it.
Prachanda proved that circle is a triangle.
Prachanda can out run do 100mph in a cycle in the crowded Asan tole.
Prachanda can sit, stand, eat sleep drink, fart, s)hit, P)ee, read a book, travel around the world, have S)ex, and many more at the same time under 1 sec.

When Prachanda gives you the finger, he's telling you how many seconds you have left to live.

Prachanda killed the dead sea.

If you spell ‘Pracanda’ wrong on Google it doesn’t say, “Did you mean Prachanda?” It simply replies, “Run while you still have the chance.”

Prachanda once wrote a check, the bank bounced!

Prachanda doesn’t wear a watch. He decides what time it is.

Prachanda can play the violin with a piano

When Prachanda logs on to facebook.com, facebook updates its status message!