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 Prison Vs. Work
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Posted on 04-10-07 9:40 AM     Reply [Subscribe]
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Okay, I got this off the internet and thought it was pretty funny and interesting. So here it is:

Prison vs. Work

IN PRISON: You spend the majority of your time in a 10X10 cell.
AT WORK: You spend the majority of your time in an 8X8 cubicle.

IN PRISON: You get three meals a day.
AT WORK: You get a break for one meal and you have to pay for it.

IN PRISON: You get time off for good behavior.
AT WORK: You get more work for good behavior.

IN PRISON: The guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you.
AT WORK: You must often carry a security card and open all the doors for yourself.

IN PRISON: You can watch TV and play games.
AT WORK: You could get fired for watching TV and playing games.

IN PRISON: You get your own toilet.
AT WORK: You have to share the toilet with some people who pee on the seat.

IN PRISON: They allow your family and friends to visit.
AT WORK: You aren’t even supposed to speak to your family.

IN PRISON: All expenses are paid by the taxpayers with no work required.
AT WORK: You get to pay all your expenses to go to work, and they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for prisoners.

IN PRISON: You spend most of your life inside bars wanting to get out.
AT WORK: You spend most of your time wanting to get out and go inside bars.

IN PRISON: You must deal with sadistic wardens.
AT WORK: They are called managers.

Source: http://www.singlegrain.com/blog/prison-vs-work/
 
Posted on 04-10-07 9:48 AM     Reply [Subscribe]
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I would still prefer to work than to live in the prison.
 
Posted on 04-10-07 10:33 AM     Reply [Subscribe]
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Posted on 04-10-07 1:50 PM     Reply [Subscribe]
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Guys, the idea of this thread is to compare work with prison, i.e. how much we hate to work etc etc... and yet doesn't ask you to choose between the two. We all know that work is better than prison, but work does suck, doesn't it?
 
Posted on 04-10-07 2:05 PM     Reply [Subscribe]
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Mr. August... hilarious! ;-)
 
Posted on 04-10-07 6:04 PM     Reply [Subscribe]
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btw.. r u posting it during ur own office hours? :) hheheheh
i guess you are breaking the rule ;) Watch out big brother might be watching your internet activity ;) hahahahahahah JK
 


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