How come you press harder on a remote when you know the battery is dead?
Quote of The Day:
"They can because they think they can."-Virgil
Joke of the Day:
A man suspected his wife was seeing another man, so he hired the famous Chinese detective, Chen Lee, to watch and report any activities while he was gone. A few days later, he received this report:
Most honorable sir,
You leave house. I watch house. He come to house. I watch. He and she leave house. I follow. He and she go in hotel. I climb tree. I look in window. He kiss she. She kiss he. He strip she. She strip he. He play with she. She play with he. I play with me. I fall off tree. I not see.
सिन्डिदिज्जु, म त मज्जाले तातो तातो दाल-भात-तर्कारी-अचार बजाएर सुतेको, बल्ल उठेछु। अब साँझ त म:म: खाने हो, याहुउउउउउउउउउ ! ओइ माकुरे, स्स्स्स्स्स्स्स्स्स ! झन राम्रो मुखले हाँसेर भनेको नलाग्या हो? रिसाउनै परेको हो कि के हो यो केटो सँग त, हँ? दोहोरी खेल्दैमा लप पर्नी भा' लपरले डाँडाकाँडा ढाकिसक्थ्यो। स्यान्दी को YCL च।। Young Cafe league चौतारीमा नि एक-से-एक YCL - Young Chautari League का लडाकु छन है, बिचार गर्नु। नेप्टे, सम्पूर्णह: ठिकै भवती। उदरस्य मुसक: धावती। अतह: अहम किचन तिर गच्छती। लुत्स, केही छैन ब्रो। जिन्दगी दिक्दार छ। फल्याप-फुलुप, हाई ! माम खायो?
Mav. I really like the quote.. feel like repeat it again here---"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former. "-- Albert Einstein
लुते-ब्रो लाई चैँ नछुने रे'छ यो quoteले, त्यसैले केटो मख्ख छ।
flips, you want to plan my wedding? it's another 'infinitely' long project--not possible in our lifetime unless it is is inifinite...you still want to volunteer? HAHAHA
HAHA..bhaute bro, to get some you have to lose some bhanchan. the accolades that i am getting for being the smartest dog(hahaha) in the planet doesn't compare to anything else the mother nature can give to a dog and for that i am ready to take occasional bashing and hitting they offer to me in my honor hahahaha
Good Morning People, hey NN... k cha... btw...what would you be prefered to call? sasurali bata daaijo mai aako chiyadani jasto cha ni Jhilke baucha: whats up! Loote Hunk: BIthces!!! What about their lovely gal-owners
and it begins - on Day 1 Trump will begin operations to deport millions of undocumented immigrants
From Trump “I will revoke TPS, and deport them back to their country.”
Travel Document for TPS (approved)
wanna be ruled by stupid or an Idiot ?
Sajha Poll: Who is your favorite Nepali actress?
अरुणिमाले दोस्रो पोई भेट्टाइछिन्
To Sajha admin
Those who are in TPS, what’s your backup plan?
seriously, when applying for tech jobs in TPS, what you guys say when they ask if you have green card?
How to Retrieve a Copy of Domestic Violence Complaint???
MAGA denaturalization proposal!!
Nepali Psycho
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अब साँझ त म:म: खाने हो, याहुउउउउउउउउउ !
दोहोरी खेल्दैमा लप पर्नी भा' लपरले डाँडाकाँडा ढाकिसक्थ्यो। 
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gairakahu gairakhau..gantabya ramrai hola ...feri yaha kai kura dohorau hai... 
