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Posted on 02-27-08 8:19 AM     Reply [Subscribe]
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Cafe N

 


Welcome To Cafe N
Paradise welcomes you


   

 
Todays:
Thing To Ponder:
How come you press harder on a remote when you know the battery is dead?
 
Quote of The Day:
"They can because they think they can."-Virgil
 
Joke of the Day:
A man suspected his wife was seeing another man, so he hired the famous Chinese detective, Chen Lee, to watch and report any activities while he was gone. A few days later, he received this report:

Most honorable sir,

You leave house.
I watch house.
He come to house. I watch.
He and she leave house. I follow.
He and she go in hotel. I climb tree.
I look in window.
He kiss she. She kiss he.
He strip she. She strip he.
He play with she. She play with he.
I play with me. I fall off tree.
I not see.

No fee, Chen Lee.
 
Last edited: 03-Mar-08 08:33 AM

 
Posted on 02-27-08 12:44 PM     Reply [Subscribe]
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भौउते काजी तारेमाम
अनी हेलो टु यू पनि
चौतारी म के के चल्दै छ अच्कल?
भौउते को चेली सँग पिरती पर्या छ भन्ने हल्ला छ लौलौ।।
ेही बैशाक मा बजाउने हो कि पन्च्ये बाजा ..होइन लौलौ अरु क्याफेका हरुको लगन मै।।


 
Posted on 02-27-08 12:55 PM     Reply [Subscribe]
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सिन्डीदिज्युलाई नि दर्शन मेरो। भोजनमा के भो भनेर सोध्नै परेन, पोको पारेको देशी कुखुरा भनेर थाह पाइसकेँ।

माकुरे-माड्सा'प:

कता हो आजकाल? चौतारीलाई त चटक्क मयाँ मारेर, लौ लौ !
भौउते को चेली सँग पिरती पर्या छ भन्ने हल्ला छ लौलौ।। surprise surprise surprise  के बोलेको त्यस्तो लौ लौ। सुन्नै गाह्रो भो।  not listening not listening not listening

अहिले फेरी चेली-जीले चौतारीको हुल ले'र आएर हजुरलाई धोबीपछाड अनि क्याफेमा ब्यापक तोडफोड गर्नुहोला है।


 
Posted on 02-27-08 1:01 PM     Reply [Subscribe]
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Bhaute, timle k khana lagya ta?Aafu ta lunch tyaam kurira..

 
Posted on 02-27-08 1:04 PM     Reply [Subscribe]
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प्रिय क्याफे patrons हरु,
विवाह को लहर चलेको र दैनिक बिहे को कुरा मात्र हुने हुँदा म आँफैलाई एक्चोटी फेरी बिहे गर्न मन लाग्न थालेको कुरा अवगत गराउन चाहन्छु। कहिले क्लेओ, कहिले नेपालको छोरा, कहिले क्याप्टेन कहिले फ्लिप्स त कहिले नेप्टे, सबै जना को कुशल्मंगल हुन लागेको देखेर म आँफैलाई फेरी अहिले यो बुढेस्कालमा आएर कुत्कुती लाग्न थाल्यो। तसर्थ एही आउदो अप्रिल फर्स्टको शुभ साइत को मौका पारी म मेरो सन्जु बाबा सँग पुन: एक्चोटी प्रणय सुत्र मा बाधीन जाँदाइछु।

महिलआहरु सारी मा तथा पुरुश्हरु लुन्गी र स्यान्डो भेस्टमा पाउ कश्ट गरिदिनु हुन हार्दिक अनुरोध गर्दछु।

एस अन्डी
साउनी
क्याफे 'एन'   





 
Posted on 02-27-08 1:08 PM     Reply [Subscribe]
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भौउते काजी,

के सुन्न पर्या भने पनि नकारया चाँही छैन है।।। भने पछी केही चै पक्कै रहेछ।।।
होइन लौलौ चेली कै धोबिपचाड बाट तर्किएर यता तिर त आको होइन लौलौ।।।। क्याफे र मलाई बाचाउन हाम्रो स्यान्दी को YCL च।।
Young Cafe league वयहा सेन्त्रल लेवेल कै नेत्री हो।।।। नतर्से हुन्च।।


 
Posted on 02-27-08 1:24 PM     Reply [Subscribe]
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LOL @ Loots!!! that's a good idea! that way no one can say "tero bau ko bihey dekhaidim?" to babu (sndy's son). he can always argue he has seen it whoever tells him that!! he he he.

Sndy dijju, k chha? i'd marry again if it were not against the law pani vandinna!!! jhann yesti goonbati buhari lyaideko pani usailai sautaa khojna kasari sakibakseyko hajurle?

Mavs, polygamy is against the law.

Bhaute, how's it going?

 
Posted on 02-27-08 1:26 PM     Reply [Subscribe]
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Loots, how do u know my anniversary is on April 1st and I was planning on re-marrying Sanju baba with Babu on tow..ha ha..kasto tyasai bhai kaha huncha ra hoina?

Nepte, sauta re? Khoi? Pailei bihe bhaako kura bhanya thiyo ra timle?

 
Posted on 02-27-08 1:38 PM     Reply [Subscribe]
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HAHA..NPL,
when is the party? and how is she? :D

Sn di,
tehi ta. jeez, let's talk about sth else now...katti bihe bihe :P...

bhaute,
ke cha bro? :D

mav,
still snowing ? :P

 
Posted on 02-27-08 1:41 PM     Reply [Subscribe]
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Npl2us: Maile bhoj nai nakhai bihe garna ta mildaina...feri garnu parcha...

Bhaute kaji cheli ji sanga guff ma masta jasto cha

 
Posted on 02-27-08 1:42 PM     Reply [Subscribe]
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Loote: It never stops:p

 
Posted on 02-27-08 1:50 PM     Reply [Subscribe]
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Loots, bihe ko kura garera ta balla cafe ma sabai aauna thale..how can we stop now? Now let's talk about your wedding now..LOL

 
Posted on 02-27-08 2:05 PM     Reply [Subscribe]
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Hyaaa Mavs, bore nagara na yaar! "Maile bhoj nai nakhai bihe garna ta mildaina...feri garnu parcha..." re? sorry you missed it. tell you the truth, for a second i thought of getting married yet again, just to throw you a party. but, again, if other folks from cafe start asking for party for them what would i do? get married for them again? no sir, lemme not do that. if i keep on marrying and throwing party one after another mero ta budiley nai dada kada dhaakchha yaar!!! he he he

 
Posted on 02-27-08 2:35 PM     Reply [Subscribe]
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npl2us: Sabaikolai ek ek choti pardaina, aba ek choti garne ani sabailai bolaune

budile dadhakadha dakhe bhane santan le k garchan ta. kahile gam naastaune pariwar huncha ni

You have good shot at record

 
Posted on 02-27-08 3:45 PM     Reply [Subscribe]
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ok Mavs, lemme think about it!!!

dijju, kina lukiseyko?

it's tyamm for me to bail out. Ghanti bajnai aateyko chha! will catchya'll later. have a wonderful evening ya'll!!!!

 
Posted on 02-27-08 4:41 PM     Reply [Subscribe]
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. A version of cafe looks neat and interesting. Nice job Mavs and rightly said by Einstein - human stupidity is infinite!

Good afternnon to sndy/Captain/Loote Doggy/npl2us/Mavs/Cleo Maicha/Av/Lemoney/TL and to Baute Kaaji


 
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mav,
it never stops there and it does not seem to be planning to grace my place here. no wonder u must be sick and tired and i here i am, yearning to see white bed in my alley for a long time but no, doesn't seem like happening any soon. and it's almost the end of Feb. so much for yearning and dreaming . but funny how people living in different parts of the planet have different tastes even for weather, no? cheers to whoever said this: we are products of each moment of our lives, our unfulfilled wishes and desires are what those moments could not fulfill. damn, let me take off my philosophical hat right now before i bore you to death hahaha..

sndi,
where you go? i miss you so......

Danny bro, forgot to thank you for posting the elvis song in the previous version. clumsy me.
there was a time (prolly a year ago) i was very much into his numbers. i still am but not as much as i was. i keep archiving my playlists and replacing it with new one and that keeps playing for a month or so until i am bored and about to puke hahaha. it's not that my choice is fleeting, tara my mood certainly is  but whose is not  hoina? . well talking of elvis, i think his voice was one of a kind that could penetrate through speakers and come out REAL loud and deafening for normal ear drums hahaha. i wonder how many singers can do that.... cheers for sharing and hope alls well at your 'end'...don't ask me which end hahahaha...

Flips,
how is it going? :D. so are you infinite? HAHAHA
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Posted on 02-27-08 5:05 PM     Reply [Subscribe]
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.My stupidity is and does apply to you as well, no? Stupid Doggy!
 
Posted on 02-27-08 5:09 PM     Reply [Subscribe]
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no i was not until you bit me in my tail. hahahaha..
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Posted on 02-27-08 5:13 PM     Reply [Subscribe]
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Damn busy life!! I am loving it tho!!
Yeah I know weird!! Bute here is how to start a business!!
Clicked today: How to grow a pencil 101!!

Pencil growing!
Going to fishing for this week!! See ya on weekend kaamchor haaru!!

 
Posted on 02-27-08 5:13 PM     Reply [Subscribe]
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.Aye ho ra? I thought you never had a tail. Ani how's your wedding-plan going on? Can I be a wedding planner?

sndycha - where art thou?


 



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