It has been terribly hot these days, the temperature has been record breaking and so is my temper. Whether it is Cynthia from Truth and consequence, New Mexico or Til Prasad from Kalikot, everybody knows it is due to global warming. And, I am the only one who has not deciphered this little thing called global warming yet. "Some kinda Ozone shi* getin messed up man", I vividly recalled this guy from my African history class who spent most of his time playing X-game outside the class room. I tried my best to get an A and he later dropped outta class. He is now a full time X-gamer earning thousands if not millions and here I am still struggling to pay my lawyer fee just to maintain this crazy little thing called status. Tell you more about myself, I never intend to go back home but I always maintain my pride about returning home. I never did say I would not return back while most aliens would say otherwise.

Not being able to speak truth is my sole weakness. To add more, I do not posses this precious thing called Grin card. All I have is this tattered library card from my old school but I still do hesitate to throw this away knowing that it is not gonna do much shi* anyway. I get irritated when Bush talks about peace and Girija talks about monarchy.
Sometimes, I want to be Dwayne Johnson whose speaker system worth twice than his car. I wish I could be careless like him so that I would not have to be bothered by these hypocrisies. But unfortunately, this thing called education has made me half moron. I love debate but I never win. I love my country but I never go back for good. Thanks to six pyaak Corona which has been doing superb job as a cover up for my dilemmas. I say I never eat beef but I do not think anybody knows real taste of steak but me. When local bands play in the street, I do not waste any opportunity to be a first customer to buy ribs with BB sauce but I have made so many Muslim friends just by saying..Hey! pig is considered filthy in our religion too. I go to church but Christians never impressed me. Mosque is out of question. I know nothing about Buddhism but I have given speech on Dhammapad. And, I feel proud to say that I am Hindu by birth while I munch my half-eaten burger. If you see me at Burger King, that is me in the corner....losing my religion. Bravo Michael Stipe!!!

jiraji, splendid narration!

Lah, Jira lai ke bhayechha.
Manasik rog lagyo ki kyaho jira?

Really spicy one....

Peppery hot ~ Icey cold!Awesome piece. Would love to hear more from you.

remember what i told you ....don't play too much with "marich" and to really top it off...you've been drinking beer too now. Now i would have suggested that you rather had spended this 15 minutes calling 1-800-GIECO so you could save hundreds in geico, but i have even better news for you, ride the bus...you'll save thousands.

jirajyu,

Been there done that huh....shall I join the bandwagon too?

Well done... i mean steak..

nice!!!!..steak and all ;o) hehe

Hindu by birth ... but now....


I believe in god but not in religion.

God is not a dictator, but religion is dictatorship.

God's message was love, religion preaches hatered.

There is only one god, and all of us are has children, and he loves and cares for us all equally no matter which path you follow to reach him.

has = his

Lastly no one else but myself will decide on how I live my life.

- Alcohol wouldnot have existed, if we were not suppose to drink. Gambling is game of math and luck, so enjoy it. IF YOU ARE BIG ENOUGH TO KNOW YOUR LIMIT YOU ARE GOOD ENOUGHT TO ENJOY IT.

- A person can be a Vegitarian/Vegan or Non-vegiterian, you can not be selective non-vegitaria. If you can kill and eat goat and chicken, it is same as eating cow and pork.

Prajatantra, are you sure god's a he? :D

Jira,

That was inspirational. Your bucket full of contradictions drenched me wet. I had shaken off the weight of those contradictions for a long time. I've lost my identity again. Maybe it IS time to open a six pack of Corona.

hehe...

Jiradai le hadigauko gaf peleki bhanera chhirya ta arkai po re chha .... tara kunai kunai belama hunchha ni jun keti heryo uhi ramri lagni jasto jiradaiko ni jun lekh padhyo tyai ramro lagchha gaathe! bela bela ma....

parsad lya chhaina nepalbata, jiradai?

People and even countries fight over the name of religion!!! So I don't feel religion is something to brag about.

जिराको धमक! अईयाऽऽऽऽऽऽऽऽऽऽऽऽऽऽऽऽऽऽ!

grease burgers of burger king has blocked some of your viens to brain ;) my friend .. hhehehe:P
good good !!nice though:)

Sajhauser,

Once again you have skillfully managed to elude the author's intention.

IF i may jira!!!

I see it not as a victory storry or a brag about his understanding of the cons of religion. It is rather an expression or a statement of the condition of the world that we live in. A statement about what we have become, through circumstances and society's mouldings and through self moulding. If i were to describe this as a piece of sculpture, I would depict it as an expressionistic human figure with major disfigurations, bumps and cuts and cracks and holes, a bloody mutant. Composed with bits and pieces of all identities, yet devoid of its own characteristic mark. A confused nut.

Or perhaps, another way of looking at this: Not a white person, black person, not a yellow person, not a brown person, but a BLUE person.

Even the attempt for discription itself has become a contradiction on its own. eekkk

Jira youre a blue man. But dont worry, you will encounter several of your kind, you just gotta put your blue goggles on ;). mind you, only the blue ones look blue with the blue goggles, others come off as different colors.
Its the blue people that is the definition of the contemporary world citizen.

I think we should start a club called the blue society. lol

Jira,

Try to be true to yourself and your principles and love ( help) others as much as you can. God resides in your heart every moment. Don't worry about losing your religion. The core of every religion is helping the needy ones and to be true to your principles.